Exclusive Interview With Connors!!!

By: Dave Jabrone

Folks this is Dave Jabrone with another interview of a great GFW wrestler. Today we have with us Connors.

DJ:  Connors.....are you the same man who started here last year?  You seem different.

C:  Of course I'm different.  Don't I look different to you?  My whole outlook on life is different.

DJ:  Can you tell me what it is you have changed?

C:  Well, primarily my attitude.  I'm having fun more than ever, and that's what any sport is about.

DJ:  So, now that you have the Extreme Belt, you're having fun out there?

C:  Oh yes,  absolutely, Dave.  I've started to finally realize I have to take everything in stride.  I have a great time out there.  Didn't you see me at Chaos!! ?

DJ:  You know I did.

C:  And you couldn't tell I was enjoying myself?  I really showed that idiot Maleanko a lesson. 

DJ:  Well, I guess so but you weren't exactly laid back at the end.  You went off like a psycho.

C:  PSYCHO!?!? YOU'RE CALLING ME PSYCHO?!?!? Now you better calm down....!!!!!

DJ:  Me calm down?  You're the one with the chair, pal.

C:  LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE PRICK, IF YOU DON'T WATCH YOUR MOUTH, I'LL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SH!T DOWN YOUR F*CKIN' THROAT!!!!!

DJ:  Don't come near me you crazy.......

C:  .........THAT'S IT!.

DJ:  DAMMIT!!! This interview is over.  No more of this crap.  Wilson better get me a better deal. 


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