By: Dave Jabrone
Welcome eveyone to my exclusive interview with convoy, that's right, Tractor and Trailor! The reincarnation of the trucker tag-team is back with a vengence! I caught up with Convoy at the truck stop just outside of town on US231S, they were on a south bound trip to Texas with a load of aluminum.
First, a little background information on Convoy....Tractor has been wrestleing under the name Nuts Malarkey, and has had a small amount of success. Trailer on the other hand was off to a rather, to be blunt, crappy start. But, as he tell everyone, he's "not a singles 'rassler", and has proven it time and time again. But once he found a partner in Nuts, success came quickly. Convoy is currently undefeated,and on a direct route for the tag-team straps.
DJ: So tell me guys, is it tough to drive a rig and wrestle on the weekends?
Trailer: Oh no way! We get plenty of action on the road. Heck, Tractor and I are two of the best brawlers in the business. We've been in hundreds, maybe thousands of fights and never lost one....as long as you don't count the one where my old partners got caught in Tijuana, but I don't like to talk about that..SO DON'T BE ASKIN' ME ABOUT IT!
Tractor: Calm down. Jeeze. It's ancient history.
DJ: Well, it's not important anyway. So Tractor, tell me....
Tractor: NUTS!
DJ: Huh? Excuse me?
Tractor: My name is NUTS. N-U-T-S!
DJ: Well then why do they call you Tractor?
Tractor: That's for the show and the GFW but when I'm not wrestling I'm Nuts. I'm in Convoy to help Trailer, but he even calls me Nuts out of the ring.
DJ: Ok, now that that's out of the way...how long have you two been together?
Trailer: Since Winter Wasteland.
DJ: No, I mean long have you two known each other?
Tractor: You
didn't say that! Ask what you mean, you moron! I'm
having
trouble figuring out what possessed Wilson to hire you.
Trailer: He's probably related knowing this county.
DJ: Guys, please, I'm trying to do an interview. Can you just answer some questions?
Trailer: Why so all my adoring fans can know every little secret and talk, about me on the internet. I don't think so.
Tractor: Now wait a minute Trailer, I think we could answer "some" questions for Mr. Jabrone.
DJ: ...uh...ok..What are your plans for the future in the GFW?
Trailer: Well, to win some belts, of course! Doesn't that sound like something the greatest tag-team to ever hit this federation should do, boy?
DJ: ........
Tractor: Listen, it's real simple. We're going to get the belts, and no lousy jobber wanna-be's are gonna get in our way...we will be the "ICONS" of the GFW tag-team division. Now say good night Dave Jabrone...
DJ: ummm...good night.