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So can someone tell me what is going on? The Pink Flamingo is getting a push and I'm here laying down for any up and coming star in the GFW. Now, please don't get me wrong; I do my "job" and I can make the worst look good, but the only thing he has going for him is a gimmick that gets everyones attention. The right wing bible thumpers hate him for being a cock smoker, and the left wing tree huggers love him for being a butt pirate. The big rumor going now is that he has his eye on a certain pretty trucker with the tag team strap. I'm sure Bob Wilson can't wait to get the angle started and forcing the current champs to side with a true weird-o.
But am I wrong? Yeah, I can be sometimes and this time I am. Let me explain myself. I'll be the first one to admit he has no wrestling style ,but he has one of the most over gimmicks in the GFW, and he is the one who makes it work. Is he a flaming queer? I don't know, and I really doubt it. But he can make it work and that is what really matters in the show. I couldn't do it and many of the other guys couldn't do it either. That makes the whole deal. He plays the role and it gets the attention of the crowd and the bookers. So the next time someone says they hate someone in the GFW, you tell them that they are a good worker: that's why you hate them. Till I win all the belts in one night make mine GFW.
Jobber
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