The Jabrone Report
from Dave Jabrone
Folks its been a long time since I've pulled myself up and wrote an article for the GFW, well here is the newest one.
For openers, I'm going to let you know about the hit movie Gummo. I'm sure you've heard about it from all your cool friends, but now I'm telling to get out there and find it! This thing is packed with cat killings and inbred nipple pinching rabbits. Warning!...kids, don't let your parents know you're watching it.
Have you ever just wanted to scream when you have work to do, your favorite, trashiest friends are on-line, and you know you have to write an article. Well, my friends that is exactly what is going on now. The boss has asked.....nay...ordered me to get an article up about the new young locker room we have here at the GFW: Brian Cox, Jarrod and Brandon Henderson, Mitchell West, Tim Phelps, Bill Coffman (yes he's Jack Coffman's brother), and the new commentator Brian Barks. Here are some pics...
Left to Right: Bill Coffman, Tim Phelps, Mitchell West, Jarrod Henderson.
Brandon Henderson (Left) and Brian Barks.
Brian Cox.
The Henderson Brothers have been in the ring before but I've not really watched too close, but I see a great eagerness in these two, especially in Jarrod.
Mitchell West, Tim Phelps, and Bill Coffman are so new, I don't think they have even been in a true match, but I see a lot of potential. I'm not a wrestler, but these guys are so new, I'd be afraid to get in the ring with them. Trust has to be earned and when our wrestlers get into the ring with an untrained green rookie watch out, it's going to hit the fan and I don't want to see an ambulance.
Brian Cox...Can you say natural? This man has impressed me beyond my ability to express my self. His punches are the best I've seen and I heard Connors was thinking about studying him for ideas. This guy's no fluke. Mark my words, I see big things in his future. The guy has a flair for making every punch seem fluid, and he has no problem selling moves. I swear the front office is talking up a storm of this guy.
Additionally, I am extremely pleased with Brian Barks. This man is a comic genius rivaled only by the great Eugene Stimple.
Some thoughts:
Knox shall return!
Supa Star Commissioner...for how long?
Kilo G Spot wearing gold...BIG gold? It can happen.
El Satanico may be taking some time off but don't count him out for good...
Can we please not hear about how wonderful Convoy is!
F*CKING HOT?!?!?! YOU DAMN RIGHT!!!
Drinking on the job...check!
If you get chicks and beer in the F.R.A.T.,then why don't we all join?
I miss Dan Dallas......movie?
Well, I hope to hear from you soon. Make emails to LAIDBAK122@aol.com Till next time: Stay on your feet
DAVE