By: Bubby Glenn Adkins
Whut's goin' on boy, this is Bubby Glenn Adkins here to interview Tha Pledge.
BGA- So Pledge what brings you to the GFW?
P-Well you know, you piece of pool hall trash, the GFW is just the first stop on the FRAT's mission to rid the world of filfth like you.
BGA-Boy, I tell ya, you better watch yo mouth. Anyway you say you get alotta beer and chicks at the FRAT, is that true boy?
P- Listen to me, you whiskey stank piece of poor shit. The Pledge gets all of the soriety girls as well as draining the keg at every party, but there is one girl in particular that I have been dating, you may know her as Britney Spears. Yeah Yeah I know, I'M THE SHIT!! and it don't stink!!!!
Teen sensation, Britney Spears
BGA- Hold on Bobby Kirby I'm doing an interview with The FRAT. By the way, what does the FRAT stand for.
P- Well if you must know...
Filthy...
Rich...
Athletic...
Type!
BGA- Well isn't that neat! Well boy you got any final words for those Internet Fans?
P- Well yes I do Smelly Glenn Adkins, mwa ha ha...Internet Geeks, and those poor folks reading from your public library, or whomever may be reading, I only have a few words for you...I'M THE SHIT, and there is nothing that you can ever do about it. Because I'm the FRAT, the elite!